Ever had one of those thoughts in your head that just made you go hmmm....? Sometimes I’ll get them when I’m really stoned and my mind starts to wonder, I start thinking about questions that have no answer or at least one that requires intense thinking, like if a tree falls in a forest and no one is around, does it make a sound? Or what’s the sound of one hand clapping? or whether pro-lifers are also against the spaying and neutering of pets. Tonight was one of those nights after smoking way too much pot with my boyfriend.

I already know that she’s a moron but, is it an oxymoron that Pamela Anderson (who is Hep C positive) is both a spokesperson with PETA and the American Liver Foundation? Isn’t the American Liver Foundation on PETA’s boycott list cause they use animals in research experiments? Oh that’s right they are right here under the 'miscellaneous' category. PETA even goes as far as to say that people should "refuse to participate in fund-raising drives such as walk-a-thons that are sponsored by charities that fund animal experiments." So if that’s the case then Pamela Anderson must really piss them off with her spokesperson duties and even being grand marshal at their fund-raising drive in 2002, why aren’t they outside Pam’s mansion protesting and throwing flour on one of Pam’s two animal -carcass- clad-loving boyfriends Kid Rock (who is a HUGE lover of fur coats) and Tommy Lee (who prefers leather)?
How can Pam justify slamming NASCAR driver Dale Earnhardt Jr. for endorsing KFC, and then endorse an organization whose practices go against everything she has fought against? Or maybe she’s like the diabetic director at PETA Mary Beth Sweetland who even though she and her group state that they are against medicines that contain animal by products and supports those groups who blow up medical research labs, she still uses insulin (which contain animal by products), claiming that she "needs her life to fight for the rights of animals". Even though Pam and her group have no problem telling us how to live our lives their "ethics" go right out the window when it's their own ass on the line, doesn’t it?
I had one of those nights when I was so stoned I start to think alot of things. Like...If the birds and the bees do it...HOW DO THEY REALLY DO IT?
Wait, I thought you stopped smoking.Whatever. Hmmmm.The other day I said,"I'd rather have a horn then be a walrus" but I wasn't even stoned.
Or maybe Pam is just a dingy piece of shit blonde bitch that gives other blondes a bad name :);):P