If Christmas is for giving and good will than New Years is the time we forget all that jovial garbage, put on funny hats, get absolutely wasted, and drunkenly spew up what is left of our Christmas good will down the toilet. Can you smell it? The scent of Champagne is in the air which will soon be replaced by the smells of vomit. Ahhh…New Years. Time to start making some resolutions with the ludicrous belief that I’ll actually keep then despite decades of proof to the contrary. Below are my resolutions for the year 2007.
- To strive to live each day like it’s the eve of my execution.
- To find a better workout then the one I currently do – coughing between cigarettes.
- To lobby for a Federal Bill to make wearing of mullets in public a punishable crime of up to 5 years in prison.
- To start picking luckier lottery numbers.
- To try hard not to hold real-life grudges against people who were mean to me in my dreams.
- To stop hounding my friends parents to give me a monthly cheque for being their child’s friend.
- To stop pretending that I am pregnant just to get a seat on the bus.
- To stop pretending to myself that a bowl of smarties, junior mints, potato chips, and pretzels is a salad.
- To start shaving the backs of my legs – just because I don’t see the hair doesn’t mean know one else can.
- To never suffer in silence while I can still moan, whimper, and complain on my blog.
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