Ugh! Pick up lines, they are so gross. Everytime I hear one I feel disgusted in the very pit of my bowels. I actually dread going to bars, knowing that at any moment some sleazy guy with a mullet is going to pull up and say "Wow that's a nice dress. It would look even nicer rolled up in a ball next to my bed." Not even realizing that the whole time their using their Rico Suave pick up line on me that I'm actually wearing a t-shirt and jeans and not a dress at all, but of course they don't think of that.
 
"I would marry your daddy just to get your last name"
What goes through a guys head when they use one of these lines? Has honking a horn at a lady walking down the street ever work? Have you ever seen a chick fly off their heels and chase a car down that has recently honked? I remember when I first met my boyfriend, I was walking down the street and he stopped and yelled "Pussy, Pussy!" I stopped, looked around to see who it was, when I finally laid my eyes on him I called out "Penis, Penis" and we've been together ever since. Think I'm bullshitting you? That's because I am.
 
"Yo baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, if you treat me right, I'll do it your way, right away!"
Every single women over the age of 12 has heard a pick up line at least once in the month. No matter how fugly she is there will always be a man to holler "Have Baby! Nice Ass! Wiggle it for me eh?"  You gotta give the men who use them props for thinking it’s a clever way to meet a woman, even though in the end, they just end up looking like desperate idiots with no class and no date.
 
“Hey there. My name’s Milk, and I’ll do your body good.”
No pick up line will EVER work on me, except for maybe "Bitch I got a gun, get in the car!" That one always works for some reason...